Episode III: READER MAIL!
July 4th, 2005
Bahahahaha, I just got my first piece of hatemail.
I guess that must mean I'm making it big on the old internets.
This fellow noticed that I had incorrectly stated that Mace Windo got both hands cut off in his fight with Palpatine. He thoughtfully took the time to politely let me know of my error.
| From: Paul King |
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You are a fucking idiot!!!
First, Mace Windu only had one hand cut off... His right one as he was going to strike down Palpatine!!! Second, you are a dumbfuck!!! Mace Windu only lost one hand!!!! Third, you a faggot!!! Only cut off one hand was in Episode III!!!! Just go fuck yourself before jumping off a very tall cliff, which would be doing the world a favor!!! FYI, if you are ever going to put down a movie, make sure you watch it and pay attention to the DETAILS!!! YOU FUCKER!!!! |
Hahaha, sorry, I only saw the movie once, virgin!
I couldn't stand to sit through that crap a second time! I bet you have season tickets.
Seriously though, it's nice to see a Thesaurus going to good use.
And they say the art of letter writing is dead.
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