the WAREHOUSE

regularly updated since October 25th, 2005

We're getting so many submissions from you that I moved all the text to a second page to keep this about the photos. How great is that? - keep sending them in, guys.

WHAT TO DO? TO GO DOWN ON A HUMMER

Take pictures of yourselves or your friends giving a Hummer the thumbs-down sign, and email them to me, here at theWAREHOUSE. We'll build up a library of these thumbs-down pictures and maybe, just maybe...change the world.

GO DOWN ON A HUMMER
(click thumbnails for larger, newest are at the top)

A Pair of "Just Married" Hummers? What's next...one for each of the octo-mom's kids? Thanks Nicole! Submit your picture here Submit your picture here

Brett of Looking Out Loud saw this pimped out monstrosity at a car show. "It's the ultimate in money wasting technology, especially with those big chrome rims."
7.23.07 Zoë (umlaut joy!) comes in with the first thumbs down to a HUMMER for 2008 with this well framed picture. "Hummers suck. Peace!" Indeed, Zoë. Thanks!
1.23.08 Faith takes it up an epic step and goes down (thumbs down) on a whole dealership! Okay it's a cell phone pic but let it be a challenge to all of you! Thanks Faith!
2.3.08

A bit of Science Fiction for the Hummer. Check out my Soylent Green is People article for an explanation.
3.4.07 Marc says, "You can tell this one is brand new since it doesn't even have a license plate yet. This guy straddled the turn lane for 200 yards before committing to it, jackass! I drive a little beep beep Subaru and I'm less embarrassed than I would be in that thing." Nothing wrong with a little beep beep Subaru, Marc! Thanks for the pic!
4.5.07 John takes a lovely holistic stance against the behemoth: "Just doing my part. I don't like sloppy work; something artificial should be just as much a work of art as a product of nature."
6.7.07

I took this when I was stuck behind this behemoth this morning. Look at how high that stupid monstrosity towers over my car.
9.26.06 Yellow no longer means cowardice. It means brash arrogance and over-inflated senses of self entitlement.
9.29.06 A trio of grainy/dark pictures. Not so outstanding, but they still count.
10.23.06

This might be my favorite anti-hummer pic I've ever personally taken.
6.15.06 Awww hey! This is definitely the cutest anti-HUMMER picture I've ever received. Thanks Misty!
7.5.06 "Good stuff...my windshield is filthy" - maybe, but at least your conscience is clean!
9.6.06

A crappy blurry cell phone picture is a picture nonetheless! Thanks!
5.7.06 "I passed five HUMMERs this morning. I gave them all thumbs down."
5.23.06 We pulled up at the same time. I finished filling up, paid inside, and was able to get back to take these pics before it was even full.
6.15.06

Great pic from Tyler: "My girlfriend Lauren and myself were walking my dogs the other night and came across this monstrosity on some guys driveway." - wow. The only thing that dwarfs a Hummer is a McMansion! Thanks a lot for this pic Tyler!
4.19.06 Paul goes down on one of those Hummers whose owners justify owning them by slapping advertisements on them. "My girlfriend Dani and I were heading into the mall a few days ago when we saw this behemoth... she snapped the picture and I guess the rest is history!"
4.20.06 Traubie managed to send in this great picture despite having a broken thumb and his hand in a cast! Sweet!
5.1.06

Kyle and Stef, awesome that they are, sent in this great photo with the line, "Hummer Limo gets double thumbs down" - great submission guys! Personally my favorite part is the "walking" sign in the background.
11.30.05 Robert says, "I took a pic on my cellphone for your Hummer page. I hate those things." Thanks bro!
12.3.05 This one's from Matt taken with his cell phone. Weird green line (insert joke about green and mother nature and thinning here). Thanks Matt!
2.24.06

Pretty color, ugly vehicle.
11.6.05 No surprises here, a HUMMER at a gas station! Thar she blows! Thanks James.
11.9.05 Hey, a cell phone pic is still a pic! Thanks!
12.5.05

In the parking lot of an Applebee's. And next to a beautiful motorcycle (which looks better and gets great mileage) Eric, driving in the Buffalo rain, sent in this pic from his cell phone. "This HUMMER came tearing out of a gas station to run through a yellow light that was turning red. Figures!" - anonymous

The best of both worlds, I guess? "ichiban" sends in this great picture. Surprisingly beautiful! But not because of the hummer...Thanks! "My school's homecoming was this week, and there was a Hummer at the parade - a Hummer limo."
-Cheers, Natalie from Manhattan, KS

Another great pic from Natalie! At the very least, they have cheerleaders on firetrucks. It's freaking huge! Check out the flags reflected in the windshield. Unfortunately America has become synonymous with conspicuous consumption. What, do they ride through the brush of sub-Sahara Africa with that thing? NO they don't. Thanks Lynn!