July 24th, 2006 |
After last week's Insane 100th Article Bonanza, I thought I'd follow up with a quick different kind of insanity. The insane kind.
On a road, in a town, construction is being done. They cut down a bunch of trees and have started sectioning off with orange snow fencing an area up to about 8 feet from the road. Now, remember, this is land that is traditionally owned by the state anyway.
They're going to lay some piping and utility lines along the road.
Apparently, one of the people whose houses butts up to that land doesn't like that idea much at all.
Here's a couple construction workers putting up the fencing to protect people's land. Here's the sign that MISTER CRAZY PERSON put up for them to read.
Can't see it? Let's look a little closer. Apparently he had to move it later on in the morning. Either it was infringing on the construction work or he wanted more visibility.
PERINTON
SEWER'S WILL
NEVER COME
ON MY LAND
NEITHER WILL
YOU UNLESS
YOU WANT TO
KILL ME
One would think he could move that incorrect apostrophe over and use it as a period, or the beginning of a semicolon after "...on my land" since they're clearly separate phrases. Oh well!
But it doesn't stop there. No. This guy's all stocked up on CRAZY and he wants to drive the point home.
But it doesn't stop there. No. This guy's all stocked up on CRAZY and he wants to drive the point home.
HEY SMITH ILL
GIVE MY LIFE
FOR THE TRU-
-TH HOW ?
ABOUT YOU I
DIDENT THINK
SO
Okay. Yes. Right. Ah....alright. Here's everything I see wrong with this sign:
1) It's crazy.
2) ILL means sick. I'll means "I will"
3) With the meticulous spacing issues, you'd think he would be able to find a way to avoid breaking up "truth"
4) Why is the question mark where it is?
5) Dident? DIDENT.
6) If you're reading the red as emphasis, he's really says "I didn't think"....so?
7) Did I mention it's CRAZY?
Gnarls Barkley writes songs for this guy.
Don't you just feel so welcome here?
And finally we have a fun one I saw not too far from this guy's house. I get the idea of 69 being flippable but, well, sometimes other information is important also.
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